Proud To Be An Engineer

by putra87­™ 3/09/2011 09:04:00 PM 4 Pengkritik Just For Fun

This is just for fun... For those who cannot accept this, pleasssseee accept the fact... hahahaha...

This post will be post in two different language, Malay and English... Dedicate To All The Engineers Around The Worlds.

 

 Kenapa perempuan kena kahwin dengan engineer??

 

Why A Girl/Woman Should Marry An Engineer??

Mengapa anda kaum perempuan perlu berkahwin dengan seorang Jurutera@Engineer berbanding graduan dari bidang Undang-Undang, Pentadbiran, Seni atau Perubatan?Disini terdapat 3 fakta kukuh yang menyokong pernyataan tersebut.

Why you (Refer to girls/Womans) need or should marry to an engineer compared to others graduates from different fields such as Law, Management, Art and Medic??? Here are 3 solid fact that will support the statement.

 

1-Kehidupan yang lebih terjamin

1-An Assurance Of Better Life.

Seorang engineer bakal menyediakan kehidupan yang terjamin kepada anda.Pada umur 27 tahun, seorang jurutera mungkin sudah mempunyai pekerjaan yang terhormat, stabil dan mempunyai pendapatan yang tinggi untuk memiliki kereta , melabur, kehidupan yang selesa, berkahwin dan juga membeli sebuah rumah.

An Engineer will lead you to an assurance and good lifestyle. At the age of 27 years old, an engineer maybe already have a respected jobs, higher and stable salary to own a car, investing, a better life, married and even bought a house.

Manakala

-Lulusan undang-undang masih bekerja sebagai apprentice di firma-firma guaman

-Sebahagian lulusan pentadbiran baru sahaja gagal dalam rancangan perniagaan mereka yang pertama

-Lulusan seni masih mencari pekerjaan

-Lulusan sekolah perubatan masih menjadi doktor pelatih di hospital-hospital

While for

-Laws graduates, they still working as an apprentice at any laws firms.

-Some of the management graduates just failed in their first time biz plans.

-Art graduates still looking for a job.

-Medical school graduates still a trainee doctor in any of the hospital their working on.

Haaa.. Itu baru 1 sebab.. sebab lain pulak??? Jom bace selanjutnya...

This is just 1 of the reasons... Others?? 

2-Kegigihan yang tinggi

2-Higher Determination

Seorang teman lelaki yang bergelar engineer akan memperuntukkan jumlah masa dan usaha yang tidak terjangkau banyaknya untuk memahami anda. Ini kerana seorang engineer sangat bekerja keras untuk memahami pekerjaan mereka. Semestinya mereka akan berusaha keras untuk memahami diri anda juga seperti memahami pekerjaan mereka jika mereka percaya anda-adalah satu-satunya insan yang istimewa dalam hidup mereka. Jika mereka tidak memahami diri anda pada mulanya, mereka akan terus berusaha. Jika mereka masih tidak faham, mereka akan mencari kaedah yang tepat untuk membuatkan anda gembira. Sebagai contoh (membeli cincin berlian=satu minggu kebahagian). Jika mereka telah menemui formula rahsia tersebut, mereka akan terus mengulanginya hingga menepati hasil yang dikehendaki.

A boyfriend with an engineer title will accommodate a plenty of time and works to understand you (Refer to girls/woman). The reason is because an engineer is a hardworking person to understand their own field. And this will also lead them to work harder to understand yourself just like they try to understand their work field if they believe that you are the special one for him. If they still can't understand you at the first time, the will try harder and harder until they find the best solution to make you happy. Such as buying a diamond ring that equal to a week of happiness. And if an engineer itself has found the secret formula, they will repeat it until they received an accurate result that they needed.

Berbeza dengan

-peguam yang akan sentiasa berdebat dengan anda

-graduan pengurusan yang akan mengawal perbelanjaan anda

-graduan seni yang akan mengubah penampilan anda

-graduan perubatan yang akan menjadikan anda seperti nurse di hospital

Compare with

-A lawyer will always debate with you.

-Management graduates will always try to control your spendings.

-Art graduates will change the way you look.

-Medical graduates will make you like a nurse in a hospital.

Sangat mudah untuk engineer menjadikan anda satu-satunya insan yang mereka sayangi dalam hidup mereka umpama anda salah satu daripada projek mereka dan mereka akan tersangkut pada anda selamanya.

Is is easy for an engineer to make you the only person (Beside their family and friends of coz) as their loved one in his life like one of their project and will hanged on to you forever.

3-Seorang teman lelaki yang bergelar Engineer tidak akan mengkhianati kepercayaan anda.

3-An engineer boyfriend will not betray your trust.

Buktinya

-para peguam mungkin akan berbohong kepada anda

-seorang graduan pentadbiran mungkin akan menipu wang anda

-seorang graduan seni adalah seorang penggoda

-seorang doktor mungkin hanya melihat anda seperti seorang mayat

Evidence??

-Lawyers might lie to you (A lawyers job either lie to save others, or speak for the truth).

-A management graduates might cheats your money.

-An art graduates is a teaser.

-A doctor might look you just like a corps or dead body.

Teman lelaki bergelar engineer terlalu sibuk untuk mempunyai hubungan istimewa lain dan jika ada, mereka akan terlalu bodoh untuk berbohong kepada anda. Oleh itu, seorang engineer ialah the most secure boyfriend yang anda pernah temui,cukup kaya dan akan tetap mencuba untuk memahami dan menyenangkan anda, tiada masa untuk mempunyai hubungan istimewa lain dan terlalu bodoh untuk berbohong. Mereka juga sangat cool berbanding orang lain.

An engineer boyfriend is too busy to have any others special relationship, and if does, they are too dumb to lie to you. That is why an engineer is the most secure boyfriend that you will ever encounter, rich enough and will try to understand and comfort you, no time for other special relationship and too dumb to lie.  They are also cooler and coolest that other fields job.

Jaga tindakan anda..NI GURAUAN SEMATA-MATA.. Peace!!!

p/s - This is just a joke... Please do not be offended by this statement and post..