Apa!!! Lagi 3 Minggu Nak Exam??? p/s - 3 minggu coz paper aku start 25/4 sampai 29/4... Sooo... Mengambil kesempatan ini, berkongsi sedikit hiburan release tension sebelum final Exam yang bakal menjelma bak bulan mengambang, anjing menyalak dan serigala pun bising nak menyalak sekali... Terimalah...

Symptom symptom student bila final exam minggu depan.

Rasa-rasanye lah, korang ader tak macam ni time nak exam??Jom Tengok Simptom² ni...

Yaaa.. Terjumpa kat FB notes ni... Dan nampaknya sangat menarik... So... Disini saya ingin mengambil kesempatan berkongsi sesuatu yang sweet kepada anda semua... Sweet ke?? Apa kata anda???

 

Aku menyesal kawin...

 

Ini cerita aku.. Aku (bukan nama sebenar) baru je kawin, ngan pilihan mak aku. Aku tak penah kenal pon dia (bukan nama sebenar gak). Tapi mak punye pasal kan, aku terpaksa follow je la. Arghh, nyesal giler kawin..

Kalau dulu masa belom kawin, ikut suka aku je nak tido kol brape, nak bangun kol brape. Pastu kadang2 sampai tengah hari tido, sampai terlepas kuliah.. haha. Tade orang marah pon. Lecturer pon tak marah.

Tapi skarang, nak tido lewat sikit je ade orang sound. "Jom la bang tido...". Pastu kalau tak bangun Subuh memang kena cubit peha la aku ni. Kesian kena buli..

Kalau dulu masa belom kawin, ikut suka aku je nak makan kol brape, nak makan ape. Boleh makan best2, sebab beli kat kedai.. Tapi skarang, huhu.. Macam budak kecik je, kena ikut jadual makan! Dah la kadang2 dia masak masin la, pahit la.. Pastu kadang2 dia bagi aku makan sayor je bebanyak. Tak makan kang kecik hati lak, pastu tulis kat status facebook dia. Arghh, nyesal giler kawin..

Kalau dulu masa belom kawin, ikut suka aku je nak shopping bile, kat mane, nak beli ape.. Kira berbelanja tanpa waswas la. Tu yang shopping kejap je melayang 2 3 ratos skelip mata. Hohoho.. Tapi skarang, nak pegi shopping je, dia dah siap2 ngan list barang nak beli. Tade dalam list, tak leh amik!! Dah la berejam-jam pusing.. Leceh tol la orang pompuan nih. Muka dia takyah citer la, memang ceria je kalau masok shopping mall. Aku je yang muka tensen. Arghh, nyesal giler kawin...

Kalau dulu masa belom kawin, rambut aku ni macam2 pesen la bleh buat.. Ala Korea bleh, ala Carles Puyol (Kapten Barcelona) pon bleh buat, tade orang sound. Tapi skarang, panjang sket je kene sound.. panjang sket je kene sound.. Dia kata x hensem la, x kemas la.. Tak potong kang dia tanak ironkan baju aku lak. Haisshh.

Ade satu hari tu, masa makan kat JUSCO, ade la sorang awek comel melintas depan kitorang. Aku pon terpandang awek tu tanpa niat (ikutkan tak berdosa la kan?..) ADEH!! Terus kena cubit peha aku dari bawah meja. Cemburu buta lak bini aku (mentang-mentang la aku hensem..). Ape lagi, menjerit la aku kat situ.

This is just for fun... For those who cannot accept this, pleasssseee accept the fact... hahahaha...

This post will be post in two different language, Malay and English... Dedicate To All The Engineers Around The Worlds.

 

 Kenapa perempuan kena kahwin dengan engineer??

 

Why A Girl/Woman Should Marry An Engineer??

Mengapa anda kaum perempuan perlu berkahwin dengan seorang Jurutera@Engineer berbanding graduan dari bidang Undang-Undang, Pentadbiran, Seni atau Perubatan?Disini terdapat 3 fakta kukuh yang menyokong pernyataan tersebut.

Why you (Refer to girls/Womans) need or should marry to an engineer compared to others graduates from different fields such as Law, Management, Art and Medic??? Here are 3 solid fact that will support the statement.

 

1-Kehidupan yang lebih terjamin

1-An Assurance Of Better Life.

Seorang engineer bakal menyediakan kehidupan yang terjamin kepada anda.Pada umur 27 tahun, seorang jurutera mungkin sudah mempunyai pekerjaan yang terhormat, stabil dan mempunyai pendapatan yang tinggi untuk memiliki kereta , melabur, kehidupan yang selesa, berkahwin dan juga membeli sebuah rumah.

An Engineer will lead you to an assurance and good lifestyle. At the age of 27 years old, an engineer maybe already have a respected jobs, higher and stable salary to own a car, investing, a better life, married and even bought a house.

Manakala

-Lulusan undang-undang masih bekerja sebagai apprentice di firma-firma guaman

-Sebahagian lulusan pentadbiran baru sahaja gagal dalam rancangan perniagaan mereka yang pertama

-Lulusan seni masih mencari pekerjaan

-Lulusan sekolah perubatan masih menjadi doktor pelatih di hospital-hospital

While for

-Laws graduates, they still working as an apprentice at any laws firms.

-Some of the management graduates just failed in their first time biz plans.

-Art graduates still looking for a job.

-Medical school graduates still a trainee doctor in any of the hospital their working on.

Haaa.. Itu baru 1 sebab.. sebab lain pulak??? Jom bace selanjutnya...

This is just 1 of the reasons... Others?? 

When all the peoples around the world are fussing about the news that Facebook will be closed on March... Dr. Rozmey also want to say something about it.

Sedang seluruh dunia berkata tentang berita penutupan Facebook pada Mac ini... Dr. Rozmey pun ada sesuatu untuk diperkatakan..

Top 10 Reasons To Date An Engineer

Have you ever wonder why it is better to date an engineer than others professions???

1. The world does revolve around us...We choose the coordinate system.
2. No "Couple" enjoy a better "Moment".
3. We kow how to handle stress and strain in a relationship.
4. We have significant figures.
5. We understand the motion of rigid bodies.
6. Projectile motion : Do we need to say more??
7. Engineers do it tospecification.
8. According to Newton, if two bodies interact, their forces are equal and opposite.
9. We know it's not the length of the vector that counts, but how you apply the force.
10. WE KNOW THE RIGHT HAND RULE!!!

And this, is why i love to catch my dream to be an engineer... ha3...

Lawak Orang Engineer

10 lawak engineer untuk anda semua... terimalah... click untuk bace.. anda pasti tergelak... Peace...

Lawak 1

A very touching moment

(Dedicated to a wonderful feeling called-FRIENDSHIP)

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What if you could own bag like this??? Awesome isn't it... I stumble upon this interesting bag plastic when my ex-girlfriend say that she want this kind of bag... But does anybody of the reader's out there know where can i get 1???

Here the picture of the beg... People said, a picture worth a thousand words... But what about a lot of picture??? heheheheheh...

More picture of interesting bag like the above, click to read more...

WHY GIRLS SHOULD MARRY AN ENGINEER

 

Why you should marry an Engineer Let me tell you why girls should eventually marry an engineer over a Law, Management, Arts or Medical School Graduate. He has three distinct advantages over the rest of the graduates. 

 

 

Advantage 1: Secure lifestyle

An engineer boyfriend can provide you with a secure lifestyle. At 27 years old, an engineer probably has a respectable, stable job that gives him a high income to own a car, invest, have a comfortable life, and get married and buy a house too.

 
Law graduates are still working as a lowly apprentice in law firm.

Most management graduates have just failed on their first business plan.

The arts graduate is still looking for a job.

And the medical school graduate is still living in a hospital.

Advantage 2: Unmatchable industriousness
 
An engineer boyfriend will dedicate an unimaginable amount of his time and effort to understand you. Engineers strain really really hard to understand their work. You can believe that they will try really really hard to understand women too, just like how they understand their work, once they believe that you are the one. So even if they don't understand you initially, they will keep on trying. Even if they still do not understand, they will figure out the correct method to keep you happy (e.g. buy diamond ring = 1 week's worth of happiness.) And once they find out the secret formula, they will just keep on repeating it so that the desired results appear.


Unlike the Lawyer who will argue with you.

The Management graduate who will try to control your spending, The Arts graduate who will 'change major'.

And the medical school graduate who will operate on you.

And you know what, it's really so easy to make engineer s believe that You are the 'one'. Say that you like one of their project and they will be hooked to you forever.

Advantage 3: An engineer boyfriend will never betray your trust.

Let me first tell you what is wrong with the rest of the others - The lawyers will lie about everything.

Management graduates will cheat your money.

The arts graduate will flirt, and you probably just look like another cadaver to the medical school graduate.

Your engineer boyfriend is either too busy to have an affair, and even if he does, he is too dumb to lie to you about that. Hence, an engineer is the most secure boyfriend that you will ever find - rich enough, will keep on trying to understand and please you, has no time for affairs, and too dumb to lie to you. plus they r cooler than the others 

(Jz joking.. don't sue me ok.. hahaha :-P)

The sharing of marriage

 Click to read more... Ain't both of them are sweet???

Hahaha...!!! Must read..True story.. 

The Question is Can You Eat 

Click to read more... Kek sodap² Ni...

Kerana Sesuatu Yang Dipanggil Seluar Dalam Or In English, Underwear

Memory Face Test

This looks like something you would enjoy, too.  Results sorta set one's mind at ease a bit,   given the 'senior moments' of daily life.  Hope you find interesting.  Scroll down for link to 'test'.

This test will determine if you're getting enough sleep or if your mind has really lost it!  The test consists of three parts:

 

You'll be shown 12 photos in the first part,
You'll be shown another 12 photos in the second part,
You'll be shown 48 photos in the third part and asked if you saw them in the first part, the second part - or never saw them at all.
When you have finished the third part, your results will be given to you.
Click here to begin.

What Do You Think The 7 Wonders Of The World???

ELEVEN PEOPLE ON A ROPE 

Why You Should Never Put Your Picture on the Internet

Photoshop Skills

Have Fun.. and enjoyed this website..

http://www.wwwdotcom.com/

just be hepi as it were.. a good message to all pc starer 24 hour...

A Doctor advise his patients to exercise their neck by just reading this message..

In the end, all the patients go home happily without asking the doctor for any medications.

"It is very effective" said the doctor.

"All my patients never come back to me again."

Who would you choose, knowing there could be only one passenger in your car? Should you save the elderly woman or take the old friend because he once saved your life? You may never find your perfect dream lover again!

This quiz was given to 200 applicants for a single job. The one who was hired responded .....

Sila nyatakan pilihan anda..Jawapan orang yang dipilih akan dikeluarkan kemudian..

Inilah Jawapan Orang Yang Dipilih - I will leave the keys to my friend and ask him to send the elderly woman to the hospital and i will wait for the bus just to stay with my dream girl..